I Stayed At A Hotel Across The Street From a Mall and Whole Foods

Read These Books If You Want To Sell Out

At least, I think you should. I don’t really know anything…

11 Random Notes from my Google Keep

Note 1:

Zombie horse mask

Emily Dickinson puppet

Sick in the head book

Fake Tinkerbell wings

16 (Pretty Good) Avocado Toast Tweets I Found in ~3 Minutes

The Hero of Starcade

The other night I went to a bar with a few friends.

9 Things I Did By Myself One Saturday In New York City*

1. Took a picture of a Manhattan Kmart without…

I Saw This Outside

Last week I got locked out of my house and then I ran to the gym because that’s what you do when you get locked out of your house?

vaguely feel like eating at Red Lobster

Yesterday, I took a road trip to the suburbs and then I saw all my favorite friends. A Chili’s next to a Kohl’s next to an Old Navy. And then there was a Red Lobster.

Stuff I’m Into Right Now

Part 2

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