9 things i did one (recent) saturday in new york city by myself, except 2 of them were not by myself and one of those 2 things was in new jersey.
you can read that here: https://medium.com/vaguely-feel/9-things-i-did-by-myself-one-saturday-in-new-york-city-9312eeea2355
they include mentions of kidnapping, a balanced diet, a famous disney movie, a statue holding a small house.
read the jokes (and the explanations!)