Flattery, confusion, denial: your guide to party manifesto front pages.

A 2015 UK Election Special.

With voting just days away, I thought I’d do battle with the blurb and find out what’s going on with those carefully-worded party manifesto intros.

Disclosure statement: I’m not promoting anyone, and my methods are not scientific. This is more of a sort of take-back-the-night exercise to reclaim some sanity amongst all the soundbites foisted on one. Also, it’s fun.

Let’s find out what our political overlords are trying to tell us.

Conservatives

Labour

UKIP

Lib Dems

SNP

Green

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