Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmDiner Scene from “Heat” or 2024 Presidential Debate?With apologies to Michael Mann1d ago11d ago1
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledYour Child Was Absent and Hasn’t Turned in an Excuse Note Yet. Don’t Make Us Get Rough with You.Nice face you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.4d ago184d ago18
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledWord Problems for Vacationing with KidsIt’s important to keep your own math skills sharp over summer break, tooJun 209Jun 209
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketHelp Us Find (But More Importantly, Do Not Approach) Our Missing DogHe will make you chase him to the ends of the earth before surrenderingJun 1817Jun 1817
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledI’d Like to Discuss My Child Specifically While You’re Trying to Address a Group of PeopleYour concern for the rest of the group is admirable but hardly necessaryJun 1022Jun 1022
Caroline HorwitzinSlackjawQuiz: Guess The 80’s Movie Based On The Disastrous Role-Playing Scenario It InspiredI was only trying to spice things up…Jun 82Jun 82
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI Am a Boomer’s Lawn and You Will Bow Before My SuperiorityYou think you know green? You’ve never seen green until you’ve seen me.Jun 329Jun 329
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyI Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber MenThe ladylike thing for them to do is wait until there’s a lullMay 2940May 2940
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUm“The College Kids Are Back in Town” by Thin LizzySpread the word aroundMay 243May 243