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Deep-Sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-Boyfriends (As Sea Creatures)

Deep-Sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-Boyfriends (As Sea Creatures)

An illustrated expedition through some of the most mystifying exes, from The Egomaniac to The Self-Proclaimed “Nice Guy.”

2024

Danielle Kraese

Danielle Kraese

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Danielle Kraese
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Slackjaw

My Mom’s Marketing Plan For My Debut Novel

If I would just write it already.

Apr 16, 2023

enthusiastic woman in her 50s giving two thumbs up

Apr 16, 2023

Danielle Kraese
in
Slackjaw

Advance Praise For My Food Sensitivity Journal

“It will leave you guessing ‘til the very end… what is triggering Danielle’s IBS-like flare-ups?”

Jan 27, 2022

Advance Praise For My Food Sensitivity Journal

Jan 27, 2022

Danielle Kraese
in
Slackjaw

Instructions For Your Upcoming Stay At My Illegal Airbnb

Climb the fire escape, disable the alarm on the third floor window, and wiggle your way in. You’ve arrived!

Jan 24, 2020

Instructions For Your Upcoming Stay At My Illegal Airbnb

Jan 24, 2020

Danielle Kraese
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Modern Greeting Cards For (Almost) Every Occasion

I think it’s your birthday! At least, that’s what it says on Facebook

May 27, 2019

Modern Greeting Cards For (Almost) Every Occasion

May 27, 2019

Danielle Kraese

New York City’s Top 2018 Election Jams

10 Years Gone Since We Bought These Scanners That Keep Jamming by Led Zeppelin

Nov 8, 2018

New York City’s Top 2018 Election Jams

Nov 8, 2018

Danielle Kraese
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Other Possible Relationships for Your Eyebrows

For brows that aren’t twins or even sisters

May 2, 2018

Other Possible Relationships for Your Eyebrows

May 2, 2018

Danielle Kraese
in
The Haven

Frequent Thoughts While Loitering at Starbucks

Is that blood? Or… blood?

Mar 8, 2018

Frequent Thoughts While Loitering at Starbucks

Mar 8, 2018

Danielle Kraese
in
The Haven

Kellyanne Conway is Back with Some More Words That Rhyme!

Celebrating the six-month anniversary of a simpler time with helpful flashcards

Jan 16, 2018

Kellyanne Conway is Back with Some More Words That Rhyme!

Jan 16, 2018

Danielle Kraese
in
The Belladonna Comedy

President Trump’s Very Good Recovery Plan for Puerto Rico

“How do you solve a problem like Maria?”

Oct 5, 2017

President Trump’s Very Good Recovery Plan for Puerto Rico

Oct 5, 2017

Danielle Kraese
in
The Haven

I Posted on Medium Once a Year for a Year— Here’s What Happened!

They say you get what you give, but I wanted to double-check

Jul 17, 2017

I Posted on Medium Once a Year for a Year— Here’s What Happened!

Jul 17, 2017

Danielle Kraese

Danielle Kraese

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Humor writer, editor, freelance dog petter. Author of Deep-sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-boyfriends As Sea Creatures (out now!)

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