Ian KiarinSlackjawLarry David And Jerry Seinfeld Get Handed A Dictionary For Five MinutesLarry: Hey–thanks so much to whoever handed me this ridiculously heavy dictionary. Why do I have to hold it? Jerry, the thing–with my…Mar 5, 20232Mar 5, 20232
Ian KiarinThe JunctionA Deleted James Bond Scene from the 70sCut to an ornate boardroom in an evil/secret lair built inside a remote Chilean radar facility.May 15, 2020May 15, 2020
Ian KiarThe 10 Most Borrowed Items from Hell’s Inter-Netherworld Public Library SystemWith the New York Public Library’s recent release of their top ten borrowed items of all time, Hell has followed suit.Feb 6, 2020Feb 6, 2020
Ian KiarinSlackjawA List of Upcoming Pretezelicious Media Terms for “Lie”Full rollout is expected in the next days/weeks/months/years/by the time earth falls into the sunJun 11, 20191Jun 11, 20191
Ian KiarinSlackjawHBO’s Chernobyl Miniseries, a Chocolate Bar, and a Toddler(A Venn diagram you should look at only after seeing Episode 4)Jun 3, 2019Jun 3, 2019
Ian KiarinSlackjawNew Corporate Lingo That’s Really Cutting HedgeCompanywide directive from head office says it’s time to move the knee doll.May 19, 20192May 19, 20192
Ian KiarinSlackjawWe’re Geese. This Is Our To Do List.But it’s not just us who are busy. These guys have stuff to do too.May 15, 2019May 15, 2019
Ian KiarinSlackjawA Reminder Note About Your Windchimes From a Guy a Few Houses AwayHello there, neighbour! On the off chance that you’ve forgotten, this is just a friendly reminder that you own windchimes.May 3, 20192May 3, 20192