Ian KiarinSlackjawLarry David And Jerry Seinfeld Get Handed A Dictionary For Five MinutesLarry: Hey–thanks so much to whoever handed me this ridiculously heavy dictionary. Why do I have to hold it? Jerry, the thing–with my…·3 min read·Mar 5, 2023--2--2
Ian KiarinThe JunctionA Deleted James Bond Scene from the 70sCut to an ornate boardroom in an evil/secret lair built inside a remote Chilean radar facility.·2 min read·May 15, 2020----
Ian KiarThe 10 Most Borrowed Items from Hell’s Inter-Netherworld Public Library SystemWith the New York Public Library’s recent release of their top ten borrowed items of all time, Hell has followed suit.·3 min read·Feb 6, 2020----
Ian KiarinSlackjawA List of Upcoming Pretezelicious Media Terms for “Lie”Full rollout is expected in the next days/weeks/months/years/by the time earth falls into the sun·1 min read·Jun 11, 2019--1--1
Ian KiarinSlackjawA Handy Kawhi Leonard Venn Diagram for the NBA Playoffs·1 min read·Jun 10, 2019----
Ian KiarinSlackjawHBO’s Chernobyl Miniseries, a Chocolate Bar, and a Toddler(A Venn diagram you should look at only after seeing Episode 4)·1 min read·Jun 3, 2019----
Ian KiarinSlackjawNew Corporate Lingo That’s Really Cutting HedgeCompanywide directive from head office says it’s time to move the knee doll.·1 min read·May 19, 2019--2--2
Ian KiarinSlackjawWe’re Geese. This Is Our To Do List.But it’s not just us who are busy. These guys have stuff to do too.·1 min read·May 15, 2019----
Ian KiarinSlackjawA Reminder Note About Your Windchimes From a Guy a Few Houses AwayHello there, neighbour! On the off chance that you’ve forgotten, this is just a friendly reminder that you own windchimes.·3 min read·May 3, 2019--2--2