Jake MurrayinSlackjawI’m The Girl From The Early 2000’s Chef Boyardee Commercial, And That Can Is Still Following Me…It started off cute, but it’s been twenty years! When will it end?!?!4 min read·Feb 7, 2024--1--1
Jake Murrayin2 Ho Ho Ho’sValentine’s Day Instagram Captions For Couples Who Clearly Hate Each OtherSometimes all a relationship needs is a good Insta caption3 min read·Feb 13, 2021--1--1
Jake MurrayinSlackjawI Have No Idea Why My Erotic Thriller Novel Set In The Pleistocene Era Keeps Getting RejectedPutting the “erect” in Homo erectus since before the common era.3 min read·Jan 17, 2021--7--7
Jake MurrayinGreener Pastures MagazineAll I Want for the Holidays Are These Film & Television CrossoversDear Hollywood: Please Take Note2 min read·Nov 23, 2020----
Jake MurrayinSlackjawEmily In Paris Gets An Internship With Our New Alien OverlordsThey’ve just obliterated earth. Can Emily help them rebrand?3 min read·Nov 4, 2020--1--1
Jake MurrayinGreener Pastures MagazinePress Briefing from Caligula’s Chief of StaffJust a normal news day in 37 A.D.3 min read·Oct 28, 2020----
Jake MurrayinThe HavenThe Rebirth of the Road TripAn American past-time makes a comeback3 min read·Oct 4, 2020----
Jake MurrayinGreener Pastures MagazineThe Other Boleyn Girl’s Long Lost JournalA glimpse into the secret plots and romances at the royal court3 min read·Oct 1, 2020----