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Doctor Funny

Democrats, Republicans Unite After Watching Two Puppies Meet for the First Time

Capitol lobby TV left on Animal Planet instead of C-SPAN

2d ago

Democrats, Republicans Unite After Watching Two Puppies Meet for the First Time

2d ago

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The Haven

I’m The Underwear You Just Threw Away Because You’re Having Sex Again

My hard-earned holes didn’t matter until today

Aug 30

I’m The Underwear You Just Threw Away Because You’re Having Sex Again

Aug 30

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Invisible Illness

The Time I Went to the ER Because I Thought I Was Having a Heart Attack

What I left with surprised and changed me

4d ago

The Time I Went to the ER Because I Thought I Was Having a Heart Attack

4d ago

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ILLUMINATION

How Writing Brought Hope Back Into My Life

And gave me some new tools to keep it around

1d ago

How Writing Brought Hope Back Into My Life

1d ago

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The Pub

Top 10 Reasons I Won’t Drive By Prisons

No, you’re the one being paranoid

18h ago

Top 10 Reasons I Won’t Drive By Prisons

18h ago

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Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

Trump-Harris Presidential Debate Postmortem

From eating cats and dogs to post-birth abortions

19h ago

Trump-Harris Presidential Debate Postmortem

19h ago

John Corten
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Doctor Funny

Top 2 Reasons I Wish I Knew How to Count Past 1

I don’t understand my own title

1d ago

Top 2 Reasons I Wish I Knew How to Count Past 1

1d ago

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Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

‘Twas the Night Before the Trump-Harris Debate

And there are plenty of creatures stirring

1d ago

‘Twas the Night Before the Trump-Harris Debate

1d ago

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Pitfall

Things I Imagine My Dog Is Dreaming About When She Sleep-Wags Her Tail

Besides me of course

2d ago

Things I Imagine My Dog Is Dreaming About When She Sleep-Wags Her Tail

2d ago

John Corten
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The Haven

Is It Bad to Pretend You Have Kids for the Sake of a Solid Comedy Premise?

Okay, what about a shaky premise?

3d ago

Is It Bad to Pretend You Have Kids for the Sake of a Solid Comedy Premise?

3d ago

John Corten

John Corten

Writer of funny and serious things in The Haven, Doctor Funny, Invisible Illness, and Illumination. You can buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/johncorten.

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