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John Corten
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The Haven

I’m The Underwear You Just Threw Away Because You’re Having Sex Again

My hard-earned holes didn’t matter until today

6h ago

I’m The Underwear You Just Threw Away Because You’re Having Sex Again

6h ago

John Corten
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Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

J.D. Vance Should Start Shopping at Walzmart

Lessons in humanity are free on aisle 2024

1d ago

J.D. Vance Should Start Shopping at Walzmart

1d ago

John Corten
in
Doctor Funny

The Top Three Worst Things About Memory Loss

Number one is most important

1d ago

The Top Three Worst Things About Memory Loss

1d ago

John Corten

What Do Moneyball and ChatGPT Have in Common? Everything

Adapt or die

1d ago

What Do Moneyball and ChatGPT Have in Common? Everything

1d ago

John Corten
in
Pitfall

Your 1980s Movie Life Coach’s Guide to High School Dating

This will not age well

3d ago

Your 1980s Movie Life Coach’s Guide to High School Dating

3d ago

John Corten
in
The Haven

Top 20 Ways to Mispronounce Kamala

With bonus parenthetical jokes

4d ago

Top 20 Ways to Mispronounce Kamala

4d ago

John Corten
in
Doctor Funny

As a Grassroots Cartel Owner Who Moonlights in Human Trafficking, I’m Against Kamala

I’m just trying to break into the middle class

5d ago

As a Grassroots Cartel Owner Who Moonlights in Human Trafficking, I’m Against Kamala

5d ago

John Corten
in
Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

Hey, It’s Doug: How Doug Emhoff Just Gracefully Showed Toxic Masculinity Its Grave

Remember this moment

Aug 21

Hey, It’s Doug: How Doug Emhoff Just Gracefully Showed Toxic Masculinity Its Grave

Aug 21

John Corten
in
The Haven

My iPhone Autocorrects “Hello” To “Hitler,” but Won’t Let Me Type “Constipated”

My doctor gets antisemitic greetings, inaccurate symptoms

Aug 21

My iPhone Autocorrects “Hello” To “Hitler,” but Won’t Let Me Type “Constipated”

Aug 21

John Corten
in
Doctor Funny

In the Parallel Universe Where Elon Musk Decided to Go to Art School

It’s technically different

Aug 21

In the Parallel Universe Where Elon Musk Decided to Go to Art School

Aug 21

John Corten

John Corten

Writer of funny and serious things. In The Haven, Robot Butt, Pitfall, Doctor Funny, Funny, Inc, and BBB2. Buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/johncorten.

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