John CorteninThe Haven30 Things No One Has Ever SaidI’m getting an extra colonoscopy to make sure I hit my deductible early1d ago11d ago1
John CorteninPitfallIf These Crocs Could Talk: Oh, the Things I Haven’t SeenThese aching, unfulfilled polymers are yearning for more2d ago22d ago2
John CorteninThe HavenTheories About How Snoop Dogg Has Defied Physics, Attended Every Olympic Event so farHe has been seen at all 231 events3d ago3d ago
John CorteninDoctor FunnyActual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drinking?Aussie or not, here I come3d ago13d ago1
John CorteninThe HavenDoes This Crunchwrap Supreme Represent Your Very Essence? Yes, ChefThe night Gordon Ramsay revolutionized a Taco Bell kitchen4d ago4d ago
John CorteninBouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO18-Year-Old Declares This the Most Boring Presidential Race EverWhy can’t we just elect Obama again?4d ago4d ago
John CorteninPitfallA Convicted Criminal Running For President? I Never Thought I’d See The DayAnother open letter from Harvey Hindsight5d ago5d ago
John CorteninThe HavenAn Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-NewbieThis is gonna get a little sappy. Deal with it, you wonderful jerks6d ago16d ago1
John CorteninThe HavenFlounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-DwellersAnyone should get more than zero matches hereAug 31Aug 31
John CorteninPitfall25 Common Expressions DecodedI don’t follow politics = I watched the debate and promptly moved into a cave.Aug 35Aug 35