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The Haven

30 Things No One Has Ever Said

I’m getting an extra colonoscopy to make sure I hit my deductible early

1d ago

30 Things No One Has Ever Said

1d ago

John Corten
in
Pitfall

If These Crocs Could Talk: Oh, the Things I Haven’t Seen

These aching, unfulfilled polymers are yearning for more

2d ago

If These Crocs Could Talk: Oh, the Things I Haven’t Seen

2d ago

John Corten
in
The Haven

Theories About How Snoop Dogg Has Defied Physics, Attended Every Olympic Event so far

He has been seen at all 231 events

3d ago

Theories About How Snoop Dogg Has Defied Physics, Attended Every Olympic Event so far

3d ago

John Corten
in
Doctor Funny

Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drinking?

Aussie or not, here I come

3d ago

Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drinking?

3d ago

John Corten
in
The Haven

Does This Crunchwrap Supreme Represent Your Very Essence? Yes, Chef

The night Gordon Ramsay revolutionized a Taco Bell kitchen

4d ago

Does This Crunchwrap Supreme Represent Your Very Essence? Yes, Chef

4d ago

John Corten
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Bouncin’ and Behaving Blogs TOO

18-Year-Old Declares This the Most Boring Presidential Race Ever

Why can’t we just elect Obama again?

4d ago

18-Year-Old Declares This the Most Boring Presidential Race Ever

4d ago

John Corten
in
Pitfall

A Convicted Criminal Running For President? I Never Thought I’d See The Day

Another open letter from Harvey Hindsight

5d ago

A Convicted Criminal Running For President? I Never Thought I’d See The Day

5d ago

John Corten
in
The Haven

An Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-Newbie

This is gonna get a little sappy. Deal with it, you wonderful jerks

6d ago

An Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-Newbie

6d ago

John Corten
in
The Haven

Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers

Anyone should get more than zero matches here

Aug 3

Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers

Aug 3

John Corten
in
Pitfall

25 Common Expressions Decoded

I don’t follow politics = I watched the debate and promptly moved into a cave.

Aug 3

25 Common Expressions Decoded

Aug 3

John Corten

John Corten

John's silliness is published in The Haven, Robot Butt, Pitfall, Doctor Funny, and BBB2. You can buy him a cup of coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/johncorten.

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