PinnedJude FlannellyinSlackjawErnest Hemingway At The Taco Bell CantinaThe sign on the front says “live más” and I live as the sign tells me.·4 min read·Oct 16, 2019--29--29
Jude FlannellyinSlackjawSEINFELD 2055 — PART 2INT. COMEDY CLUB — NIGHT.·7 min read·Aug 23, 2021--1--1
Jude FlannellyinSlackjawAndrew Yang’s Mayoral Campaign Schedule5:00 a.m. Wake up. Look in mirror. Say “Fuggedaboutit” over and over until it sounds normal.·3 min read·Apr 19, 2021--2--2
Jude FlannellyinSlackjawCarrie Bradshaw And The Week She Fucked The Seven DwarfsHe may have been the leader of the other dwarfs, but in the bedroom, I was on top.·4 min read·Oct 8, 2020--2--2
Jude FlannellyinSlackjaw30 Years Later, My Dad Just Got Back From Picking Up That Pack Of CigarettesI’ll admit it, when I felt a pair of clammy hands cover my eyes and someone whisper “guess who’s back baby boy?” I was a little startled…·4 min read·Feb 24, 2020--1--1
Jude FlannellyinSlackjawYour Erotic Valentine’s Day Reservation At “Va Bene Trattoria And Wine Bar”This is an email confirming your reservation for Valentine’s Day at “Va Bene Trattoria and Wine Bar.” Your booking has been received and no…·3 min read·Feb 14, 2020--2--2
Jude FlannellyinSlackjawIntroducing: The JUUL For Toddlers!Step right up, take a puff, here comes the JUUL kids love to suck! Introducing the newest creation from JUUL labs, the “JUUL for Toddlers!”·4 min read·Jan 2, 2020--1--1