Ain’t nobody stopping this train. — If you’re a new reader, this is a standalone sequel to Poopy-Di-Scoop: That One Time I Pooped My Pants. …

A cover letter or a diary entry? Same difference. — If I have to write cover letters, I’m going to pour my soul into them. Here’s a very legitimate letter I submitted. Position: Full Stack Web Developer Company: Higher Education Consultant Additional background info: Looking for developers with experience in WordPress, PHP, and CSS. Hello Bob, I came across the…

A cover letter for my favorite conglomerate. — Pasted below is a legitimate cover letter I sent out. I was getting real sick and tired of writing bland cover letters that weren’t being read anyway. You may call it unprofessional, but I call it having a personality. Position: Retail Store Administrative Support Company: Furniture Conglomerate How I can…

Child development or trauma? Why not both. Wes Anderson, take notes. — For legal purposes and to avoid a verbal whopping from my family, this is a disclaimer that what I have written may or may not be true. (It’s totally true.) Again, I want to reiterate that everything I’ve written here may be a work of fiction. (It is autobiographical.) …

Let’s talk about tacos for a second. Because, why not? — I am ashamed. I am ashamed that in spite of the intricacy and diversity Mexican cuisine has to offer, I have fallen in love with the most basic dish — tacos, a dish so mainstream that there exist restaurant chains based on it. Infamous for satisfying late night cravings and…

Despite being one of the most visited websites, Reddit is not for everyone. I have a lot of issues with that platform, from the users to the company itself. That being said, it does have pockets of gold nuggets, and this, my friends, is one: r/lifeofnorman. The premise of that…

On a related note: bribery works better than exorcisms — During my teenage years, I was told I was allergic to various kinds of meat. Be it pork, beef, or shrimp, my family constantly nagged me to avoid them. I was always skeptical of their warnings because of their abstention from certain foods for spiritual and religious purposes, and I…

Why isn’t there a Big & Short section? — I wear the same stuff every day. I have a total of six pairs of trousers, but only four that fits. Out of those four, two of them are joggers, and the other two are chinos. My chinos are matched with one of four polos I own when I go…

I am lost, but I think that’s okay? — Let me go back in time, and start off the article with my final semester, the spring semester of my senior year in 2019. This was by far the hardest semester I had to go through, but it wasn’t because my classes were difficult. In fact, it was one of…