Luke RoloffinSlackjawMy March Madness Was Freakin’ Insane This Year, And Also A Little Bit Lonely!Who are you rooting for? What’s your phone number?Mar 28Mar 28
Luke RoloffinSlackjawAn Intervention With My AlgorithmIt’s okay, Algorithm. This is a safe place. Please, take a seat.Jan 23Jan 23
Luke RoloffinSlackjawHow To Go Hiking And Clear Your MindCongratulations! You’ve chosen to wander around on the side of a hill, because you recognize the health benefits of clearing your mind…May 17, 20234May 17, 20234
Luke RoloffinSlackjawPinocchio Explains To His Insurance Company That He’s Not Lying About Needing Nose SurgeryOkay, let’s try this again. My name is Pinocchio. And my surgeon has provided your office with the documentation establishing “medical…Apr 15, 20231Apr 15, 20231
Luke RoloffinSlackjawDon’t Go Chasing Waterfalls, Please Stick To The Introverted And Reclusive Lifestyle That You’re…Don’t go chasing waterfalls / Please stick to bathing once every three days that you’re now used to / I know you’re gonna have it your way…Feb 28, 20232Feb 28, 20232
Luke RoloffinSlackjawThe Big Halftime Speech After Your Team Writes A Terrible First DraftCoach comes storming into the locker room in a fit of rage. He grabs a chair and tosses it across the room. Then snaps a MacBook Pro over…Mar 26, 2022Mar 26, 2022
Luke RoloffinSlackjawMemento-Style Reminder Tattoos But For Navigating Dirty DishesHOMECOOKED FOOD IS NICE TO EATMar 23, 2022Mar 23, 2022
Luke RoloffinSlackjawI’m In The Doghouse And It Could Use Some RefurbishingLook, I understand your feelings have made you mad. Now you aren’t talking to me because you believe I’ve played some part in what your…Jul 8, 2021Jul 8, 2021
Luke RoloffinSlackjawThe Wild West Just Got A Whole Heck Of A Lot Wilder Now That NFTs Are In TownJudas steer. I must say, it’s beena rootin’ tootin’ rowdy time out here in the wild west. Well, with the gold rush n all. Not to mention…Mar 19, 2021Mar 19, 2021
Luke RoloffinSlackjawWhat’s In Your Wallet, Honey Bunny?As PUMPKIN stands mired in the spell of 0% interest for 24 months, JULES snatches his arm, and now holds him at gunpoint.Mar 7, 20211Mar 7, 20211