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MuddyUm

It’s the Most Wonderful Time for the Fear

A trip to the center of the American scream

Dec 17, 2021

It’s the Most Wonderful Time for the Fear

Dec 17, 2021

Mike Hale
in
The Haven

5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday Mustache

Tips to make that stache pop this holiday season!

Dec 14, 2021

5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday Mustache

Dec 14, 2021

Mike Hale
in
The Haven

A Message From Asteroid 2018VP1

“Asteroid 2018VP1, a refrigerator-sized space-rock, is hurtling towards us at more than 40,000 km/hr” -Neil deGrasse Tyson via Twitter

Nov 2, 2020

A Message From Asteroid 2018VP1

Nov 2, 2020

Mike Hale
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

I am a Citizen of Pelotonia and do not Recognize Your Authority

The only judge in the Territory of Tires is the scale.

Oct 29, 2020

I am a Citizen of Pelotonia and do not Recognize Your Authority

Oct 29, 2020

Mike Hale
in
The Haven

The 2020 Poll Workers Handbook

Congratulations! You have passed all three screening questions and are on your way to strengthening democracy by becoming a poll worker…

Sep 23, 2020

The 2020 Poll Workers Handbook

Sep 23, 2020

Mike Hale

The Billboard Hot Top Ten as New York Times Best Sellers

“In this quintessential guide to women’s empowerment, the authors tackle issues from vaginal moisture to the little dangly thing at the…”

Sep 23, 2020

The Billboard Hot Top Ten as New York Times Best Sellers

Sep 23, 2020

Mike Hale

Stop Making Sense! The Talking Heads’ Guide to Ignoring Inconvenient “Facts”

We’ve crafted a short guide to dealing with your know-it-all grandchildren when they throw highfalutin “facts” in your face.

Sep 23, 2020

Stop Making Sense! The Talking Heads’ Guide to Ignoring Inconvenient “Facts”

Sep 23, 2020

Mike Hale

Mike Hale

This is absolutely my first Rodeo. Resident Midwesterner telling jokes in Austin, Texas. Bad product placement ideas and one liners @mikerodosing.

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