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Slackjaw

Jesus, Leave The Wheel And Take The Aux Cord

We both know that making me the in-car DJ is just a friendship test.

May 30

Jesus, Leave The Wheel And Take The Aux Cord

May 30

Rebecca Silver
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Meet the People Competing to Control Your Office Culture

As part of raising Office Morale we’re allowing one lucky employee to dictate Office culture!

Feb 28

Meet the People Competing to Control Your Office Culture

Feb 28

Rebecca Silver
in
Slackjaw

Quiz: Do Your Parents Have Early On-Set Alzheimer’s Or Are They Gaslighting You?

Can you recognize what’s happening in your fraught parent-child relationship or should you send your parents to a memory-care facility?

Feb 12

Quiz: Do Your Parents Have Early On-Set Alzheimer’s Or Are They Gaslighting You?

Feb 12

Rebecca Silver
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Female Pleasure Sex Robot Developed by Men

We here at Balls Out Inc. know all about female sexual pleasure

Jan 12

Female Pleasure Sex Robot Developed by Men

Jan 12

Rebecca Silver
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Jane Austen Aids Modern Men in Seduction

To ensure continuation of our species, use this glossary to woo your desired regency reader

Nov 2, 2023

Jane Austen Aids Modern Men in Seduction

Nov 2, 2023

Rebecca Silver
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Prepping Your Pup for Your Slut Era

Since you, at best, have the understanding of a four year old, I’m going to try and describe why you don’t need to worry about my raspy…

Aug 8, 2023

Prepping Your Pup for Your Slut Era

Aug 8, 2023

Rebecca Silver
in
The Haven

The Man Hunting Games Begin!

Lucky Plebs Poached by Today’s Greatest Autocrats

Jun 29, 2023

The Man Hunting Games Begin!

Jun 29, 2023

Rebecca Silver
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Meet the New Tesla Hostility!

The electric Tesla Hostility culls the poor and guarantees the rich survive!

Apr 24, 2023

Meet the New Tesla Hostility!

Apr 24, 2023

Rebecca Silver
in
The Haven

Your Boobs Narrate the Loss of Your Virginity

We’re all about this virginity train leaving the station.

Apr 5, 2023

Your Boobs Narrate the Loss of Your Virginity

Apr 5, 2023

Rebecca Silver
in
The Belladonna Comedy

We’re Sorry About Your Layoff, But We Needed Your Salary for Our Space Vacation

Please don’t cry. Your cries are like those Russian dogs’ whimpers, lost to the black abyss of space.

Jan 26, 2023

We’re Sorry About Your Layoff, But We Needed Your Salary for Our Space Vacation

Jan 26, 2023

Rebecca Silver

Rebecca Silver

Rebecca Silver is a Chicago writer and stand-up comedian who tells jokes about her failures, family, and fear of late stage capitalism.

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