PinnedChelsea ResnickinJane Austen’s WastebasketWe Regret to Inform You That You Must Buy These Items You’ve Been Doing Just Fine WithoutThis article may look like a list of ads — but that’s only because it is.Nov 13, 202335Nov 13, 202335
PinnedChelsea ResnickinThe HavenNotice From the City That This Road Is Now Under Construction IndefinitelyIn our efforts to constantly improve, we have decided to improve constantly.Jan 925Jan 925
PinnedChelsea ResnickinFrazzledI’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for ExistingSo rude of meJan 2336Jan 2336
Chelsea ResnickinFrazzledChild Shocked That Parent’s Watch Says, “It’s Too Loud in This Environment”“You LOVE me. You’re fine.”Mar 82Mar 82
Chelsea ResnickinThe HavenYou Just Said, “Not to Be a Party Pooper.” Now I’m Scared.Oh, no. Please don’t poop on my party.Mar 41Mar 41
Chelsea ResnickinThe HavenPresenting the Cup That I Had to Attack, Like, Eight People to GetI’m doing okay in the aftermath. Thanks for asking!Jan 208Jan 208
Chelsea ResnickinThe HavenDisneynature Documentarian Narrates Who is Going to Change This Toilet Paper RollNever lose hope.Jan 1923Jan 1923
Chelsea ResnickinThe HavenI, January, Think You’re a Bummer TooMaybe you’d like me more if you’d quit filling me with things you hate.Jan 153Jan 153
Chelsea ResnickinJane Austen’s WastebasketI, Prince Charming, Formally Launch a Kissing Booth“My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.”Jan 1022Jan 1022
Chelsea ResnickinFrazzledPreschooler Spots Pizza Place From Car Seat and Will Never Get Over Not Stopping“I must watch as my dream passes us by.”Jan 630Jan 630