Rob RooneyinSlackjawThe Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working ConditionsNo Gold. No Rainbow. No Deal.·2 min read·Mar 16, 2024----
Rob RooneyinSlackjawWatching The Gilded Age Instead Of Monday Night Football? Me? Yeah, Right!(But seriously, I’m not)·3 min read·Nov 20, 2023--1--1
Rob RooneyGeneral Aldo’s Bid for Speaker Was Simian Absurdity.By Cornelius, Esteemed Ape Political Analyst·2 min read·Oct 30, 2023----
Rob RooneyinJane Austen’s WastebasketA Link-By-Link Accounting of Jacob Marley’s Chain.Holiday Humbug Dept.·2 min read·Dec 16, 2022--1--1
Rob RooneyinMuddyUmTiny Tim Was a Little Weasel — by Belinda CratchitHe was ‘the worst’·4 min read·Dec 15, 2022--1--1
Rob RooneyinSlackjawI Am Casper The Friendly Ghost And This Podcast About My Grisly Murder Is A Bridge Too FarBrought To You By ZipRecruiter!·4 min read·Oct 31, 2022----
Rob RooneyinSlackjawThe Royal Etiquette For The Eating Of Her Majesty’s Corgis.“We can only speculate on plans for the corgis — nothing is left to chance with the royal family,” — Harper’s Bazaar·3 min read·Sep 20, 2022--2--2
Rob RooneyinMuddyUmRejected Drafts of Hemingway’s Six-Word Short StoryIt’s a process·2 min read·Jul 21, 2022--5--5
Rob RooneyinSlackjawQuiz: The Story Of Easter Or The Plot of Midsommar?Can you tell which of these elements refer to The Greatest Story Ever Told and which refer to Ari Aster’s A24 cult-horror masterpiece? It’s…·1 min read·Apr 17, 2022--1--1
Rob RooneyinSlackjawAn Oral History of the 1972 Clue Board Game Photo-shootFor the first time ever, those involved have agreed to talk about what happened and whether or not the rumors are true.·6 min read·Mar 17, 2022--1--1