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I’m Not Just The Headless Horseman, I’m Also An Accomplished Equestrian

I’m not like other ghouls, I’m a horse-ghoul.

Oct 28, 2022

I’m Not Just The Headless Horseman, I’m Also An Accomplished Equestrian

Oct 28, 2022

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Slackjaw

JFK Writes More Application Essays

By Gwen Coburn and Kate Tellers

Apr 4, 2022

JFK Writes More Application Essays

Apr 4, 2022

Gwen Coburn
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Meet McKartleigh: The First American Girl Doll To Storm The Capitol Building

Meet McKartleigh!

Jan 6, 2022

Meet McKartleigh: The First American Girl Doll To Storm The Capitol Building

Jan 6, 2022

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

As Your Christmas Tree, I Beg You Not To Dress My Dying Corpse In Disney Ornaments

Ever since I was a seedling, Christmas has been my destiny. Though it might seem macabre, I was never happier than the day that you chopped…

Dec 18, 2021

As Your Christmas Tree, I Beg You Not To Dress My Dying Corpse In Disney Ornaments

Dec 18, 2021

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Slackjaw

Philips’ Smart Bulb Line, Now Including Other Types of Intelligence

There’s more than one way to be bright!

Nov 26, 2021

Philips’ Smart Bulb Line, Now Including Other Types of Intelligence

Nov 26, 2021

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Slackjaw

Thanksgiving Dinner With Your Family, Or The Extended Version Of Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well?”

I might be okay, but I’m not fine at all. How’s your year been?

Nov 24, 2021

Thanksgiving Dinner With Your Family, Or The Extended Version Of Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well?”

Nov 24, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

Revered Misogynist Painter Seeks New Muse

“Listen, I’m not the only painter who likes younger muses.”

Oct 25, 2021

Revered Misogynist Painter Seeks New Muse

Oct 25, 2021

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Slackjaw

I Shaved My Pubes Into A Poirot Pussy-Stache; These Are The Mysteries My Vagina Has Solved So Far

“Use the little pink cells, mon ami.”

Sep 26, 2021

I Shaved My Pubes Into A Poirot Pussy-Stache; These Are The Mysteries My Vagina Has Solved So Far

Sep 26, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

The Agatha Christie Estate Releases Rejected Facial Hair Styles for Hercule Poirot

The detective’s greatest mystery? Manscaping.

Sep 15, 2021

The Agatha Christie Estate Releases Rejected Facial Hair Styles for Hercule Poirot

Sep 15, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

I’m The Duck-Billed Dino From The Flintstones, And I’ll Be Your Speculum Today

Welcome to the Stone Age’s premier OB/GeoYN

Sep 6, 2021

I’m The Duck-Billed Dino From The Flintstones, And I’ll Be Your Speculum Today

Sep 6, 2021

Gwen Coburn

Gwen Coburn

Gwen Coburn is a writer and comedian based in Boston. She has strong opinions about feminism, horses, and gardening TikToks. gwencoburn.com

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