Carlos GreavesinSlackjawA Holiday PSA From Your Parents: We Have Had Sex On Every Piece Of Furniture In This HouseBut…every piece of furniture? Yes.Nov 23, 20221Nov 23, 20221
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawUniversal Elements Of Pet OwnershipNothing prepares you for how pukey pets can be, especially during interdimensional space-time travelMar 24, 2022Mar 24, 2022
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawEngagement Ring ShoppingYou’ll sell me that tiny chunk of compressed dirt for just $12,000?Dec 19, 20216Dec 19, 20216
Carlos GreavesinLEVELI, McLovin From ‘Superbad,’ Believe Using Fake Documents to Escape Oppression Is WrongUnless it’s to buy alcohol underage or avoid getting a vaccineDec 6, 2021Dec 6, 2021
Carlos GreavesinLEVELPeople Criticizing Dave Chappelle Are Way Too Sensitive and If I Hear One More Negative Word About…Who’s the snowflake now?Oct 19, 202128Oct 19, 202128
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawCat, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Or Green Party?Doesn’t like new people entering their home.Oct 12, 20201Oct 12, 20201
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawMore Sequels America Didn’t Ask For But is Going to Get AnywayBecause a piece about sequels has to have a sequel.Aug 7, 20202Aug 7, 20202
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawGod Pitches Humans On Shark TankGod: For the longest time, the universe has just been a bunch of hydrogen, helium, and rocks. Until now.Jul 20, 20204Jul 20, 20204
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawCat Or Your Mother?Is very vocal when they disapprove of something you’ve done.Jul 7, 2020Jul 7, 2020
Carlos GreavesinSlackjawSequels America Didn’t Ask For But Is Going To Get AnywaySequels from the same brilliant minds in Hollywood behind the upcoming Top Gun: Maverick and Indiana Jones 5.Apr 13, 20207Apr 13, 20207