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A Holiday PSA From Your Parents: We Have Had Sex On Every Piece Of Furniture In This House

But…every piece of furniture? Yes.

Nov 23, 2022

A Holiday PSA From Your Parents: We Have Had Sex On Every Piece Of Furniture In This House

Nov 23, 2022

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Universal Elements Of Pet Ownership

Nothing prepares you for how pukey pets can be, especially during interdimensional space-time travel

Mar 24, 2022

Universal Elements Of Pet Ownership

Mar 24, 2022

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Engagement Ring Shopping

You’ll sell me that tiny chunk of compressed dirt for just $12,000?

Dec 19, 2021

Engagement Ring Shopping

Dec 19, 2021

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I, McLovin From ‘Superbad,’ Believe Using Fake Documents to Escape Oppression Is Wrong

Unless it’s to buy alcohol underage or avoid getting a vaccine

Dec 6, 2021

I, McLovin From ‘Superbad,’ Believe Using Fake Documents to Escape Oppression Is Wrong

Dec 6, 2021

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People Criticizing Dave Chappelle Are Way Too Sensitive and If I Hear One More Negative Word About…

Who’s the snowflake now?

Oct 19, 2021

People Criticizing Dave Chappelle Are Way Too Sensitive and If I Hear One More Negative Word About…

Oct 19, 2021

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Cat, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Or Green Party?

Doesn’t like new people entering their home.

Oct 12, 2020

Cat, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Or Green Party?

Oct 12, 2020

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More Sequels America Didn’t Ask For But is Going to Get Anyway

Because a piece about sequels has to have a sequel.

Aug 7, 2020

More Sequels America Didn’t Ask For But is Going to Get Anyway

Aug 7, 2020

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God Pitches Humans On Shark Tank

God: For the longest time, the universe has just been a bunch of hydrogen, helium, and rocks. Until now.

Jul 20, 2020

God Pitches Humans On Shark Tank

Jul 20, 2020

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Cat Or Your Mother?

Is very vocal when they disapprove of something you’ve done.

Jul 7, 2020

Cat Or Your Mother?

Jul 7, 2020

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Sequels America Didn’t Ask For But Is Going To Get Anyway

Sequels from the same brilliant minds in Hollywood behind the upcoming Top Gun: Maverick and Indiana Jones 5.

Apr 13, 2020

Sequels America Didn’t Ask For But Is Going To Get Anyway

Apr 13, 2020

Carlos Greaves

Carlos Greaves

Carlos is an electrical engineer turned humor writer. His debut book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies was published October 2023

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