Here Are All My Medium Posts
I like to comment a lot on other people’s stories. But this commenting habit is clogging up my own Medium profile so much that today I know enough is enough. Here are my stories (I left out the shitty ones) lumped together by subject. Then I’m going to pin this to the top of my profile so you and I can find my fucking stories without scrolling like it was batshit dial-up 1998.
Medium has become the last relative-free place on the internet where I allow myself to spill my guts. I hope you enjoy yourself at my expense. I love you for reading my stories.
MY FEATURED STORY
ART
Meet An Autistic Artist Creating Prince Portraits
INVENTIONS
Brainselfies: Hottest New Trend On Internet
HOW TO & PRODUCTIVITY
How To Get Your Art On The Cover Of A Magazine
3 Cures For Your Neglected Imagination
8 Crazy Experiments To Change Your Boring Life
10 Life Experiments To Combat Despair
YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO: You Are Creative And So Is Everyone Else
SEX
Sexual Fantasies For Introverts
7 Benefits of 6 Years Without Sex (Plus Some Negatives)
I Had Sex For The First Time When I Was 8 Years Old
Sex Addiction: The Mid-Level Wal-Mart Executive
I Haven’t Had Sex in Six Years
I’m Sorry You Were The Object of My Crazy Sexual Obsession
The Girl Who Forced Me To Suck On Her Breast
FASHION MODEL
The Modeling Industry Destroyed My Soul
The Modeling Industry Destroyed My Soul: Part 2
The Modeling Industry Destroyed My Soul: Part 3
SCARY CONFESSIONS
What It’s Really Like To Be White and Well-Off
What I Like To Sniff My Hairy Armpits
When I Was Rich, I Used To Shoplift
The Night I Drunk Drove Myself To Canada
Why I Checked Myself Into A Psych Ward at 18
Why I’ll Never Smoke A Joint With A Stranger Again
CAR SALESWOMAN CONFESSIONS: I Ripped Off My Friend
WEIRD SHIT
5 Reasons I Want To Build A Nikola Tesla Sex Robot
How To Hallucinate Without Drugs
Ideas For The Future of Medium: Dream Archives
WRITING
Fuck It. I’m Writing My Next Book On Medium
Survival Guide For Super Newbie Writers
Glossary of Self-Publishing Terms
Marketing My First Book: What Worked?
7 Reasons I Suck At Marketing My Own Book
BUSINESS IDEAS
Hmm….this one seems to be empty.
FUTURE & SCI FI
The Robots Are Descending Upon Hammerspace
A Visit To The Doctor In The Future
MONEY STUFF
My Bank Account Went From 0 to $7k In Two Years
PARENTING
Being A Mother Is Like A Jail Sentence
I love you for reading my stories.
Stellabelle is the pseudonym for Leah Stephens. She just finished her first non-fiction book, Un-Crap Your Life.
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