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Why Choosing Indeed For Your Employment Needs Is Marginally Better Than Starving to Death In A…

And that’s about it.

Jan 13, 2022

Why Choosing Indeed For Your Employment Needs Is Marginally Better Than Starving to Death In A…

Jan 13, 2022

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Slackjaw

Why The Chuck E Cheese Rat Is The Sole Architect Of My Depression

And why he must be stopped.

Mar 9, 2022

Why The Chuck E Cheese Rat Is The Sole Architect Of My Depression

Mar 9, 2022

Ryan David
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The Haven

He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does

End of the road.

Jun 18

The silhouette of a man looking through jail cell bars at an american flag.

Jun 18

Ryan David
in
Slackjaw

Eight Totally Reasonable Tips to Crush the Coding Interview

You’re gonna do great!

May 21

An irradiant robotic-looking Mark Zuckerberg stares off screen over an artistic, circuit-like background.

May 21

Ryan David

Text Messages From the Day I Severed My Penis

hey uhhh so i know it’s been a while since i t-boned your car but can i get your medical opinion? if someone severs their

May 21

Text Messages From the Day I Severed My Penis

May 21

Ryan David
in
The Haven

Horoscopes for the Apocalypse

Astrological predictions for a world torn asunder.

May 16

Horoscopes for the Apocalypse

May 16

Ryan David
in
The Haven

We Are Trapped in this Airport, Son; It Is Our Home Now

We planned a tropical vacation filled with prospects of sunbathing, pineapples on the beach, and a hardened indifference to the poverty…

Feb 7

We Are Trapped in this Airport, Son; It Is Our Home Now

Feb 7

Ryan David

Welcome to Chino’s Bar and Grill

Just a regular bar for normal people. Don’t overthink it.

Sep 23, 2023

Welcome to Chino’s Bar and Grill

Sep 23, 2023

Ryan David

I Asked ChatGPT to Write a Speech About the Declaration of Independence and This Is What It Came…

The Declaration of Independence is the founding document of the United States created by the Second Continental Congress on July 4, 1776…

Jun 5, 2023

I Asked ChatGPT to Write a Speech About the Declaration of Independence and This Is What It Came…

Jun 5, 2023

Ryan David

Ryan David

"Comedy" writer. Bylines: Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Haven, Robot Butt; staff writer for End of the Bench Sports. welcomespacejew.start.page

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