Hamilton, Schmamilton: Five Reasons I Hate This Show

The fact that I’ve never seen it is completely irrelevant.

A letter I’m drafting to give to my new neighbors.

Just to warn them.

I’ve got no eyebrows now

But my hair is pretty nice

37 things I’ve realised in one of the worst years of my life

…and 2016, you can kindly f**k all the way off now already!

Dear Yahoo, Please Go Away

At this point, you’re basically just a worthless repository of hackable private information.

This Weak in Politics, Vol. LIV

December 15, 2016

Thank You, Corey Lewandowski, For Giving Me Permission to Freely and Confidently and Unabashedly Say “Merry Christmas” To Whomever the Fuck I Want

Trump’s Hurricane of Bullshit Tour, Part Five

West Allis, Wisconsin

You can’t fix journalism, but you can get a better journalism fix

My Post-Modern Blaxploitation Name Is Royal Violet. Here’s Why.

When It Comes To Thinking About My…

Seventeen

It was the night of my seventeenth birthday.

We celebrated with syrupy, too-sweet cocktails and chilled, too-bitter alcopops, dancing to songs we liked and songs we didn’t, laughing, flirting, tottering circuits of the nightclub, in underage high spirits.

Report: Girl from Your AP Spanish Class Now Works at the Airport, Announces Latin American Destinations in a Spanish Accent

1 billion accounts hacked. Here’s what Yahoo didn’t want you to know before the 4.8 billion Verizon deal went…