On the Trump-Tsai Phone Call Controversy

My Taiwanese-American Perspective and Plea for Progressive Support

As a dual citizen of the United States and Taiwan, I’ve been spending a lot of time in the last few days contextualizing…

Childbirth Is Disgusting and Other Truths

I know everyone thinks childbirth is a miracle. Wow. Look at that. A life just came out…

Seven Signs You Might be a Fake Hipster

For one astonishing year, I was a hipster, a real hipster. It was 1960 in North Beach. Coffee shops and bars were filled with cigarette smoke. The coffee was black and thick as sludge. Six of us lived in a one bed-room apartment, feeding ourselves on day-old…

Don’t Call Trump the ‘Leader of the Free World’

Dear experts on TV,

You’re A Liar If You Say You Don’t Care

You might be one of those people who’s worked a lifetime at getting over having the…

Donald Trump Goes Back On Campaign Promise to Be President

“I’ve got better things to do,” said the former President-Elect.

All I Want for Christmas is Respect for Black Women.

Yesterday, Charlamagne, professional ashy and host of “The Breakfast Club” had some dumb shit to say concerning Black and Latina women:

What Your Favorite Country Western Song Reveals About What Kind of Trump Voter You Are

21 Ways to be Unproductive Today

1. Avoid exercise.
2. Turn on computer.

A Holiday Gift Guide for the Insanely Wealthy

For many people, 2016 was a terrible year. But not for you! YOU have oodles of…

So Now We’re Supposed To Trust The Electors?

Really? REALLY? I’ll put my trust in blue humor instead.

15 Instagram resolutions for 2017

How I need to step up my game and mature while using my favorite social media platform.

Trick Anyone Into Thinking You’re Fun With These 6 Steps

1. Casually Mention How Late You Always Stay Up

Black, Gay Christians Do Exist

and it is Time You Hear Us

Why Your Investments Will Stay Peanuts While the Rich Get Richer

It’s not insider trading.

Attention Attention! The Official Announcement!

An Ode to the Pussy.

I’ll Be In My Trailer: The Ghost in the Shell is Very Pale

Take the keys, Electors. America is drunk.

46 percent of America, that is.

If you’ve ever tried to stop a drunk friend from driving home, you probably still feel like a jerk for doing it. “Don’t be a dick,” you can still hear your friend say as he…

Stop Pushing off of Other People to get to the Top

2016 Wasn’t that bad

A Year in Review

Fuck that…. It fucking sucked. Hard.