Can you fuck yourself to a spiritual awakening?

I Quit Working for a Month

Here’s what happened.

Ideas Are More Real Than People

There exists nothing more real in this world than the idea of you

Home checklist for undiagnosed personality disorders

Prince Harry Just Taught All Men a Life Saving Lesson

Red Means Go

Dream getaway for culture tourist goes horribly wrong for unprepared Texan.

Hope for the Best, Prepare for the Worst

What to expect when you lose your status and position in life

Lessons I’ve Learned As A Father

Part 1: Having Babies

TrumPooning Tunes

The signs are clear. Donald Trump really doesn’t want to be president

White House Demands North Korean Leader Get A Proper Haircut

“This guy’s hair is even worse than Hitler’s”

Build That Wall!

You know this to be True:
The Other
Is E V I L
For their skin is Blue
Or Brown or Black;
No matter — 
They’re not White!
And so…