White House Janitor Emerges As Another Power Center

Donald Trump Makes Seven Famous Quotes His Own

An Open Letter to Patricia

(The Lady Who Had My Phone Number Before Me)

Dear Patricia,

Did you write your phone number on a bathroom stall somewhere? Give your number to a Nigerian prince? Share it on Craigslist? Try to claim a free Wal-Mart gift card you…

A Real President For Fake Times, Part II: Terrific Discoveries

How to Sack Properly — The Smart Manager’s Manual

It might not be ethical, but it’s cost efficient and that’s all that matters

DON’T MAKE ME!!!

I think my therapist has actually gotten to an unhealthy irritation level with me. Not her fault. Not my fault. She is trying to do her best, I truly believe that. I’ve now had four sessions out of the six that I received for losing my job. Maybe she is just feeling the pressure of getting me…

10 Tips For Decorating Your World War Three Bunker

Interested in spending the few days you have left on this Earth in style? Gloomy, dark bunkers are so “Cold War.” We have plenty of tips to help you live like you did back when you thought Bush was as bad as it was going to get.

TrumPooning Tunes

Trump worries about his report card as his 100th day in office nears. His base doesn’t!

Be good to your friends, even if you disagree with their decisions 110%