Why taking a dump in a Kohl’s dressing room is never a good idea

Welcome to Dinovember

A month-long imagination invasion.

The Seattle NO

Liars or charmers? Decoding the maybespeak of Javatown

If you ever plan to visit Seattle or interact in any way with someone from the Pacific Northwest, it might be helpful to learn about the Seattle NO. In Seattle, for whatever reason…

The World Is Fucking Insane

Exploring aisles 9-13 at my local supermarket.

Three Porn Documentaries (2008-2013)

I saw three documentaries about a six billion dollar industry. Bigger than music, and bigger in…

Bowel Blues in Spinal Rehab 

The Daily Bowel Movement Regime is being enforced tightly, so you better…

50 Ridiculous LinkedIn Endorsements to Troll Your Friends With

#smashtag: A Geek’s Guide to Roller Derby Names 

23 Surprising Facts about George Carlin 

From the interview ebook, “Conversations with Carlin: An In-Depth Discussion with George Carlin about Life, Sex, Death, Drugs, Comedy, Words, and so much more.”

Why Boyhood is one of the worst films ever made…