NEW YORK, NY — A recent report from the Department of Language at Columbia University demonstrates that…
Patient: (Calling Out) OH! HELP! HELP!Me: (Rushing into the Patient’s room) What’s the Matter!?Patient: (Writhing on bed, clutching their right thigh) I HAVE A CRAMP!Me: “…”Patient: “IT HURTS! OH, IT HURTS!”Me…