I Am Writing a New Vampire Novel

Possible titles: “Before Nighttime” “Getting Dark Out” “Blood Curfew”

I awoke to find Edmund standing there in my room. He was watching me as I slept, and though that’s normally a super creepy thing…

I Am Writing a Sequel to That Vampire Novel

Title Ideas: “Way Past Bedtime” “Blood Mimosa” “Eternal Moonlight”

I had made up my mind. Over Edmund’s objections, I was determined to become a vampire. It was not an easy decision…

Getting Shit Done Like a Mongoose Lemur

How I Manage with Nearly 20 Hours of Sleep Every Day

That Paul McCartney Zane Lowe Youtube Ad, And Why Punk Has Failed Us All

“…And a world without Status Quo is a world without hope.”

Of the seven and a half hours of every day that I spend at work I reckon a good…

The Domestic Horror of Not On The High Street Dot Com

“Whoops; at least your osophagus was nicely warmed up from that first chunder bolt…”