Rise, Consideracy, Rise.

Tales from the 10 Items Or Less Lane

Casual Ode to a Fallen Slurpee

A story of love, loss, and remorse.

Hey, Thanks Friend

Hey, thanks friend.

Thanks for letting me in, even when I show up on your doorstep rockin’ an oily…

Fake cop car auction guys

The REAL Menace 2 Society

My Dogs Advice to College Freshman

My dog is the wise old wizard of teaching you what and what not to do during some of the best years of your life, college.

When the sun is out take advantage. If there is anything that my dog loves to do more than hump the neighborhood dogs it…

The Man Answers: A Satire

Finding God in a BuzzFeed Culture

A man in his late-twenties sits at his desk after his wife has slunk off to bed. He opens his laptop to a web browser and queries a quick Google search for which god is right for me. Google returns a…

Something Nasty In The Woodshed

Sitting at tea yesterday I was struck by the concern on the face of a friend.

“Has everybody finished eating,” she announced with an ominous tone. “I need to tell you about Hassan.”