Turn 50? No thanks. 

What else are you selling?

Ethanol and Encounters with the Supernatural

A Somerville Distilleries Tour

This year my partner Craig and I decided we were sick of Sonoma, tired of the Munich Beer Gardens, and so over sipping on Spanish sherry. After a little Internet research and…

What are we?

We can find philosophy anywhere. Sometimes it’s written in sharpie on the wall outside RadioShack.

Where are we but in the eye of the storm? A loss of words we writhe in shadows, aching terribly and longing for the…

Rich, White, 20-Year Old Male Writes Story About Rich, White, 20-Year Old Male

calls his work a “triumph”

In breaking news, Matthew Reed, an affluent, Caucasian college student with a self-described “drinking problem to rival…

At HRC Event, Ellen Page Comes Out of Her Fleshy Exoskeleton Skin-Chrysalis

Molts into an Insect God

Las Vegas, NV — Chatter and congratulations went through Holly- wood during a Human Rights Campaign (HRC) event last month. As part of…

Karaoke Rendition of “Hallelujah” Brings Crowd to Tears

Bloomsbury, London—History was made last Saturday at Mully’s, a student pub run by University College London, when first-year David Johnson gave a karaoke performance of “Hallelujah” that was so moving, it left the entire crowd of…

Tiny Perspectives on the Infinite

As if it was obvi­ous, Ian told us, “When I was a meerkat, I lived in a cave.” Being a par­ent means…

My Kingdom for an ice making fridge

A few years ago, our ice making fridge went on the fritz. Twas a sad day in the jman household…

What’s best: test, rest or jest?

Maybe a mixture of all three.