My Amazing First French Kiss

It happened at my school on the night of our talent show. In a classroom with my girlfriend Jane Doe, I…

Connie the Cunning Linguist

Adult is not a verb

Come on Millenials, grow the f up

Yoga And My Cat Mr. Whiskers Introduced Me To My Buttocks

The Kids in the Plastic Bubbles

A trip to a frightening dystopia

Scooters are Bringing the City to Life

So stop being such a crotchety old fart about them

Simon the Bunny Blog

Why Do I Always Have to Be the One Who Initiates Sex?

My Stupid, Vegan, Sister Clara

Dearest Clara,

What’s Worse?

What’s Worse? Microplastics or People Who Complain About Microplastics?

It’s hard to say…

How to Prepare for your Dominican Republic Vacation

Have you made your last will and testament?

October in the Dingle

Well, it’s pretty good, I guess. I have been informed that ex-Dingle writer Christene Stevens has gone on to become the second most popular writer in humor on Medium. That’s pretty amazing. It’s too bad she rarely submits her snark here to snark central any more, but I can always say, “I…