Marilyn Monroe: A Witch

This is the One Where I Excuse Myself from Feminist Arguments

I get mistaken for a woman a lot

I take it as a compliment.

Sun Tzu and The Art of Troll Baiting

Arguments with internet trolls are the modern gladiator fights.

We think we’re so cool because we stumbled to the top of the food chain.

When you look like me, you get an odd insight into the average male American psyche.

Red Pill and/or Blue Pill: Your Mind is Blown or You Live Your Life…or Both. Purple pill!

What would happen to Neo if he took both pills? Purple pill!

Rejection from The Carve Magazine’s Short Fiction Contest

And My Experiment with “Literary” Fiction

Twenty-Seven Reasons the Alphabet Needs Twenty-Seven Letters

1. English isn’t fucking complicated enough already. If I…

Dear Jesse Eisenberg: You’re not as smart as you think you are.

About a man crush.

Common sense is like X-ray vision.

Saying you have it gets you stabbed by people you wanted to have…