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What My Kids Think I’m Doing vs. What I’m Actually Doing
What My Kids Think I’m Doing vs. What I’m Actually Doing
Avoid meltdowns by educating yourself about children’s cognitive dissonance.
Andrew Belfry
Oct 2
Buying the Perfect Spatula Will Transform You Into the Perfect Parent
Buying the Perfect Spatula Will Transform You Into the Perfect Parent
All you have to do is find it
Megan Rogers
Oct 1
My Son’s Helpful Advice on Living Peacefully With a Teenage Boy
My Son’s Helpful Advice on Living Peacefully With a Teenage Boy
He claims number two is negotiable — though I’m pretty sure he’s lying
Ana Brody
Sep 30
The Dark Side of Baby Sign Language
The Dark Side of Baby Sign Language
If you teach a baby “more,” well, they’re going to want more
Amarie Skrip
Sep 30
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
Together, we will celebrate diversity
Lindsay Hameroff
May 17, 2021
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Mom: “I fantasized for weeks leading up to my ‘me time’ and then I crumbled under the weight of my expectations.”
Lora Snob Brocone
Jan 12
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It’s Not a Birthday Party Without Bees!
It’s Not a Birthday Party Without Bees!
Bring your EpiPen and join the celebration!
Bev Potter
Sep 29
College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot
College Dorm Essentials You Unwisely “Forgot,” You Cheap Idiot
How can you possibly expect them to succeed without these?
Jennifer Haubrich
Sep 28
Why I Cherish My Kids’ Mispronunciations
Why I Cherish My Kids’ Mispronunciations
I’ll miss these cute slip-ups when they’re gone
Leslie McLemore II
Sep 27
How My Daughter Became a Pint-Sized Mafia Boss
How My Daughter Became a Pint-Sized Mafia Boss
The Great Lemonade Caper
Zail Dugal
Sep 27
A Diary of Spilled Liquid from Last Week
A Diary of Spilled Liquid from Last Week
“No spills. Friday was a good day.”
David Leach
Sep 26
How To Be a Cool Parent So Your Teen Will Acknowledge You in Public (and at Home)
How To Be a Cool Parent So Your Teen Will Acknowledge You in Public (and at Home)
“Learn their lingo and use it!”
S.P Vallejo
Sep 26
I’m the High School Football Game You’re Now Obligated to Attend Because You Have a Tween
I’m the High School Football Game You’re Now Obligated to Attend Because You Have a Tween
I’ll make a fan out of you
Caroline Horwitz
Sep 25
Sorry, Kid. You Can’t Stay Home Alone Until You Can Handle Emergencies The Way I, an Adult, Can.
Sorry, Kid. You Can’t Stay Home Alone Until You Can Handle Emergencies The Way I, an Adult, Can.
Your day will come
Lily Hirsch
Sep 25
These 5 Questions Are Way Cooler Than “How Was School Today?”
These 5 Questions Are Way Cooler Than “How Was School Today?”
Learn more about your kids, their teachers & classmates — like who is most annoying
Kate Brennan
Sep 24
Children’s Games Adapted Into Horror Movies
Children’s Games Adapted Into Horror Movies
One child’s innocent game is a movie studio’s next billion-dollar franchise
Kyrie Gray
Sep 24
I’m So Lucky I’m an Adult So I Can Do Whatever I Want
I’m So Lucky I’m an Adult So I Can Do Whatever I Want
And what I want is to drive you to hockey at this ungodly hour
Lisa Hides
Sep 23
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