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Hey, It’s Me…Your Long-Lost Sanity
Hey, It’s Me…Your Long-Lost Sanity
I’m pretty sure that any mom with three or more kids will tell you that number three did her in
Rach B
Jan 15
Stay-At-Home Dad Completes Epic 100-Word Novel
Stay-At-Home Dad Completes Epic 100-Word Novel
They all laughed at me when I said I could finish my novel while parenting my two rowdy boys. Well, who’s laughing now?
David Sandwich
Jan 14
A Toddler’s Handbook for Parentcare
A Toddler’s Handbook for Parentcare
Parents are hopeless, so it’s all up to you
David Martin
Jan 13
Classic Book Titles as Misheard By Toddlers
Classic Book Titles as Misheard By Toddlers
Trish Broome
Jan 11
Tragic Diary Entries from a 4-Year-Old in Timeout
Tragic Diary Entries from a 4-Year-Old in Timeout
10:01 AM
Elle Rogers
Jun 12, 2019
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
How to Keep Your Kids Busy at Home in 50 “Easy” Steps
How to Keep Your Kids Busy at Home in 50 “Easy” Steps
First, just sort through these 10,000 ideas
Julie Vick
Apr 23, 2020
Soap Opera Plots for Preschoolers
Soap Opera Plots for Preschoolers
Let the drama…continue
Elle Rogers
Jun 4, 2019
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An Imagined List of AAP Recommendations for Surviving Your Children During a Pandemic
An Imagined List of AAP Recommendations for Surviving Your Children During a Pandemic
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Summer Koester
Jan 8
Five Tips For Assuring Yourself That Your Kid Does Love You
Five Tips For Assuring Yourself That Your Kid Does Love You
So you can keep on loving them back.
Karen Shiebler
Jan 7
New Year’s Resolutions From an Ambitious Three-Month-Old
New Year’s Resolutions From an Ambitious Three-Month-Old
I’m going to make my voice heard at the top of my lungs this year!
Amy Colleen
Jan 6
I Read “Blueberries for Sal” to My Son Every Night Because I Find the Mother Attractive
I Read “Blueberries for Sal” to My Son Every Night Because I Find the Mother Attractive
Maybe I shouldn’t be admitting this
Matthew David Brozik
Jan 5
Excerpts From Bean Dad’s ‘The Road’
Excerpts From Bean Dad’s ‘The Road’
Are we going to die? Sometime. Soon, if you don’t figure out that can opener.
Katie Burgess
Jan 3
Write for Frazzled
Write for Frazzled
If you can find a spare moment; no pressure!
Andrew Knott
Jan 2
Santa’s Review of Your Half-Assed Christmas Wrapping
Santa’s Review of Your Half-Assed Christmas Wrapping
Ho-Ho-What The Hell?
Shannon Carpenter
Dec 18, 2020
KRAMPUS in your CLOSET
KRAMPUS in your CLOSET
Like ELF on the SHELF, but with less work and more horror
irene tassy
Dec 16, 2020
A Room of One’s Own (Is Never One’s Own When Writing With Children)
A Room of One’s Own (Is Never One’s Own When Writing With Children)
As mothers who write, all we are asking for is one goddamn room of our own.
Lindsay Hameroff
Dec 14, 2020
When Minecraft Lead Us Down a Road of Self-Discovery and Abject Terror
When Minecraft Lead Us Down a Road of Self-Discovery and Abject Terror
There’s a scene in the film Mystic River where Laurence Fishburne describes Sean Penn’s character, “The moment I laid eyes on him, I could…
Paul Hernandez
Nov 20, 2020
Chatting With My 14-Year-Old Self About Motherhood
Chatting With My 14-Year-Old Self About Motherhood
Gross…
Sharon Alger
Nov 11, 2020
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