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Parenting Tips for the Robot Apocalypse
Parenting Tips for the Robot Apocalypse
Being a parent during the robot apocalypse is hard…
Kathryn Baecht
Aug 17
“Yes, We’re Giving Up”: Candid Health Guidelines From Your Kid’s School
“Yes, We’re Giving Up”: Candid Health Guidelines From Your Kid’s School
First off, great news! Covid is over.
Lily Hirsch
Aug 12
Mommy’s Driving an Extra Thirty Miles Just for the Pleasure of Curbside Pickup
Mommy’s Driving an Extra Thirty Miles Just for the Pleasure of Curbside Pickup
Contactless shopping is my own personal paradise.
R.E. Fisher
Aug 9
How To Set Screen Time Limits for Your Tween That You Will Give Up on in Two Days Because You’re…
How To Set Screen Time Limits for Your Tween That You Will Give Up on in Two Days Because You’re…
At least you tried…kind of
Josy Daras
Aug 5
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior Moms
Use these six strategies to curb feelings of inadequacy before #momguilt starts taking over your life.
Lindsay Hameroff
Nov 9, 2020
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Tactical Shampoo and Other Holiday Gifts for Manly Dads
Tactical Shampoo and Other Holiday Gifts for Manly Dads
Limited Edition Camo Spatula and more!
Shannon Carpenter
Nov 18, 2021
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Hospital Staff Who Will Remind You To Get Some Rest After Giving Birth: A Non-Exhaustive Schedule
Hospital Staff Who Will Remind You To Get Some Rest After Giving Birth: A Non-Exhaustive Schedule
7:21pm — The midwife stage-managing a force-feeding of Clueless, Uncooperative Infant.
Lisa Cowan
Aug 4
An Open Letter to the Heroes Who Took Their Kids Absolutely Nowhere This Summer
An Open Letter to the Heroes Who Took Their Kids Absolutely Nowhere This Summer
Well, you did it. You made it!
Lily Hirsch
Aug 2
Report: Child’s Sleep Regression Correlates with Father’s Hairline Regression
Report: Child’s Sleep Regression Correlates with Father’s Hairline Regression
There is a strong positive correlation between a child’s sleep regression and the father’s hairline regression…
Angus Duffin
Jul 29
Woman in Throes of Identity Crisis After Exclusively Being Referred to As “Mom”
Woman in Throes of Identity Crisis After Exclusively Being Referred to As “Mom”
“My name is Mom, just call me Mom,” she said.
Jennifer E. Rizzo
Jul 28
The Right and Wrong Way to Respond to Parenting Advice From Your Parents
The Right and Wrong Way to Respond to Parenting Advice From Your Parents
Keep calm, breathe, then tell them to piss off
Patrick Eades
Jul 25
6 Times I Felt Completely Seen as a Wife and Mother by the Avian World
6 Times I Felt Completely Seen as a Wife and Mother by the Avian World
As a dedicated wife and mother, it often feels like the people around me don’t take the time to truly see me.
Courtney Essary
Jul 22
Hard Truths to Break to Your Child
Hard Truths to Break to Your Child
Parenting a child can be a slow, steady stream of exposing your child to the sometimes-harsh realities of this world. You’ll need to…
Devin Wallace
Jul 21
Questions That I Fervently Hope Will Be Answered in Season Three of “Bluey”
Questions That I Fervently Hope Will Be Answered in Season Three of “Bluey”
Why does a nudist family of bipedal dogs have laundry on the clothesline?
Amy Colleen
Jul 20
Parents Write Slogans for Some Household Items
Parents Write Slogans for Some Household Items
Don’t stick that in your ear!
Sarah Totton
Jul 15
Your How-To Guide for Creating an Authentic Amusement Park Experience At Home
Your How-To Guide for Creating an Authentic Amusement Park Experience At Home
Step 1: Set the date. And make sure it’s on the very hottest day of the year.
Lily Hirsch
Jul 12
Parenting Quiz 2.0
Parenting Quiz 2.0
Babies, Toddlers, and Preschoolers — Oh My!
Laurel B. Miller
Jun 29
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