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The Unexpected Perks of Having a Baby
The Unexpected Perks of Having a Baby
They’re more than just snuggly and cute
Amarie Skrip
Jul 26
Climate Change Turned My Daughter into a Child-Cursing Prodigy
Climate Change Turned My Daughter into a Child-Cursing Prodigy
She’s a swearing savant
Leslie McLemore II
Jul 25
How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent
How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent
And, remember, stress will KILL YOU!!!
Lily Hirsch
Jul 24
I’m a Father From Six Decades Ago and I’m Worried That Mattel’s See ‘n Say Technology Is Moving Too…
I’m a Father From Six Decades Ago and I’m Worried That Mattel’s See ‘n Say Technology Is Moving Too…
Hold your horses… and cows
Nick Gregory
Jul 23
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
Together, we will celebrate diversity
Lindsay Hameroff
May 17, 2021
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Mom: “I fantasized for weeks leading up to my ‘me time’ and then I crumbled under the weight of my expectations.”
Lora Straub Brocone
Jan 12
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Thank You, My Child, Though The Pleasure Seems Yours
Thank You, My Child, Though The Pleasure Seems Yours
Declining birth rates are making more sense to me
M. Nathan Robinson
Jul 22
Simple Books to Read to Your Children at Every Stage of Life
Simple Books to Read to Your Children at Every Stage of Life
Because the “Everybody Poops” format works for so many more of life’s parenting challenges
Kyrie Gray
Jul 19
I Had to Abandon My Family to Coordinate Snacks for My Daughter’s Baseball Team
I Had to Abandon My Family to Coordinate Snacks for My Daughter’s Baseball Team
Trying to get the parents to agree on a snack ruined me
Richie Zaborowske
Jul 18
How My Middle School Education Prepared Me for Facing the Challenges of Toddlerhood
How My Middle School Education Prepared Me for Facing the Challenges of Toddlerhood
Turns out all those annoying memorization exercises weren’t completely useless after all
Amarie Skrip
Jul 18
You Cannot Take My “Vibrator” for Show and Tell
You Cannot Take My “Vibrator” for Show and Tell
Our post Covid relaunch was… interesting
Kate Tylee
Jul 17
I Annoyed My Daughter By Making Her Dream Come True
I Annoyed My Daughter By Making Her Dream Come True
She wasn’t a fan of me speaking either
Claire Franky
Jul 16
Signs Your Kid Is Sneak-Viewing Non-Family Films When They’re Supposed to Be in Bed
Signs Your Kid Is Sneak-Viewing Non-Family Films When They’re Supposed to Be in Bed
Unbeknownst to you, Gordan Gekko and Michael Corleone have been mentoring your little one
Caroline Horwitz
Jul 16
I’m the “Troll” Under the Bridge and This Is All a Big Misunderstanding
I’m the “Troll” Under the Bridge and This Is All a Big Misunderstanding
Those Billy Goats got it all wrong
Stephanie D. Rondeau
Jul 15
Strategies from “The Bear” to Help Families Survive the Rest of Summer Break
Strategies from “The Bear” to Help Families Survive the Rest of Summer Break
“Yes, Chef!”
Beth Kander
Jul 12
The Teen’s Guide to the Vacuum Cleaner
The Teen’s Guide to the Vacuum Cleaner
Suck on this
PC Hubbard
Jul 12
Toddler Wins Mayoral Election in Landslide Victory
Toddler Wins Mayoral Election in Landslide Victory
Small-town politics have never been cuter or more effective
Lora Straub Brocone
Jul 11
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