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How My Daughter Got Served at a Cheerleading Competition
How My Daughter Got Served at a Cheerleading Competition
A cheer dad’s coming-of-age tale
Leslie McLemore II
Jul 2
Mastering the 5 Levels of Kid Summer Awesomeness
Mastering the 5 Levels of Kid Summer Awesomeness
When life is like a video game
Jennifer Haubrich
Jul 1
I’m Your Child’s Friend Eating Over For Dinner and Here’s My List of Demands
I’m Your Child’s Friend Eating Over For Dinner and Here’s My List of Demands
These simple rules will make the evening tolerable for all of us
Richie Zaborowske
Jun 28
Oops…I Neglected to Bring My Son to Preschool Art Night
Oops…I Neglected to Bring My Son to Preschool Art Night
How was I supposed to know kids were invited?
Brad Snyder
Jun 27
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
Together, we will celebrate diversity
Lindsay Hameroff
May 17, 2021
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Mom: “I fantasized for weeks leading up to my ‘me time’ and then I crumbled under the weight of my expectations.”
Lora Straub Brocone
Jan 12
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Is This Daily Life Now That My Son Is One?
Is This Daily Life Now That My Son Is One?
The diary of a first-time father on day 375 of parenthood
Tom Matthews
Jun 27
What Do You Mean I’m Fired, My Mom Says I’m Doing a Great Job!
What Do You Mean I’m Fired, My Mom Says I’m Doing a Great Job!
Funny prank, guys!
Aaron Chown
Jun 26
Your Child Was Absent and Hasn’t Turned in an Excuse Note Yet. Don’t Make Us Get Rough with You.
Your Child Was Absent and Hasn’t Turned in an Excuse Note Yet. Don’t Make Us Get Rough with You.
Nice face you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
Caroline Horwitz
Jun 25
I Call Children ‘Kiddos’ Which Means I’m a Better Parent Than You
I Call Children ‘Kiddos’ Which Means I’m a Better Parent Than You
I only pack healthy snacks and strictly limit screen time. Don’t you?
Bev Potter
Jun 25
Welcome to the Hit New Game Show “What’s That Smell?”
Welcome to the Hit New Game Show “What’s That Smell?”
Everyone plays even though no one wants to!
Lily Hirsch
Jun 24
I Am a Complete Failure as a Father if I Can’t Teach My 1-Year-Old Son How To Tie a Tie
I Am a Complete Failure as a Father if I Can’t Teach My 1-Year-Old Son How To Tie a Tie
This is a real knotty predicament
Aaron Chown
Jun 21
Word Problems for Vacationing with Kids
Word Problems for Vacationing with Kids
It’s important to keep your own math skills sharp over summer break, too
Caroline Horwitz
Jun 20
An End-Of-School Letter From the Principal Template
An End-Of-School Letter From the Principal Template
Bad but free, like our public education system
Lisa Hides
Jun 19
Getting Dressed: Toddler vs. Tween
Getting Dressed: Toddler vs. Tween
Has it really been ten years, or is your life on loop?
Anthea Jones
Jun 19
My Toddlers Try to Gaslight Me
My Toddlers Try to Gaslight Me
I need to be more alert now
Carter Anderson Lee
Jun 18
An Optimist’s Two-Sentence Reaction to Parenting Every Age Kid
An Optimist’s Two-Sentence Reaction to Parenting Every Age Kid
There are no difficulties, only challenges to rise to!
Jennifer Haubrich
Jun 17
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