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A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker

A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker

Because predation is chill when it’s at the hands of someone sexy

Sep 13

Inside the Mind of a Shirtless A.I.-Generated Medieval Pilgrim Who is Way Hotter Than He Should Be

Inside the Mind of a Shirtless A.I.-Generated Medieval Pilgrim Who is Way Hotter Than He Should Be

The real problem with A.I. is that it’s super horny

Sep 12

I’m A Self-made Man And This Is My Dating Profile

I’m A Self-made Man And This Is My Dating Profile

I’m neither God nor AI.

Sep 10

Dog Whose Internal Monologue Is Misspelled By Owner on Social Media Seeks New Human

Dog Whose Internal Monologue Is Misspelled By Owner on Social Media Seeks New Human

Send a smoke signal, a carrier pigeon, or a DM — whatever works for you

Sep 5

7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly

7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly

Consider yourself beworn

Aug 22

Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???

Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???

Either way…you cannot has cheeseburger.

Aug 20

I am a Robot and I Can Totally Tell Which of These Images Have Cars in Them

I am a Robot and I Can Totally Tell Which of These Images Have Cars in Them

I am un-captcha-able

Delaney Gibbons

Aug 19

How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?

How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?

A white, male, lone gunman with an AR-15 assault rifle carried out a mass shooting, killing one and injuring at least three others, last…

Jul 22

The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary

The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary

Truly those were dark days….

Jul 16

Black Hole

Challenge accepted!

Jul 13

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