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Gobble Break!

Gobble Break!

Give Someone A Hug/Wave (whatever’s in your comfort zone)
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Kegan Witzki
Bringing Magic Back to Monday!

Bringing Magic Back to Monday!

Magic Monday: Celebrating our favorite satire pieces of the past week.
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Susan Sassi
Shark Attack

Shark Attack

After 15 years of lifeguard service at Rocky Beach, Simms was finally through with the safety rules. He decided to take an off-duty swim…
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Danielle Lund
I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.

I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.

Gas leaks are silent but deadly killers
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Allison Ristaino
Children’s Books Approved in Florida

Children’s Books Approved in Florida

“Baa Baa Black Sheep” was banned for Critical Race Theory
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James Klein
Will You Be My Final Draft? A New Dating Show for Writers

Will You Be My Final Draft? A New Dating Show for Writers

Will it be a match made in heaven? Or the draft from hell, with 86 Track Changes comments?
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Eva Recinos
Going Crazy

Going Crazy

After strolling through the corridors of the facility for over 20 years with coffee in hand, Dr. Bones was beginning to get the feeling…
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Danielle Lund
What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas

What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas

I will put the gas pump in the wrong car hole.
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Deborah Volz
I, the Round of Brie on This Charcuterie Board, Am Tired of Living in These Crowded Conditions

I, the Round of Brie on This Charcuterie Board, Am Tired of Living in These Crowded Conditions

This is what happens when you tell everyone they’re special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board.
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Chelsea Resnick
I’m Your Newborn Baby: Let Me Clean Myself Up Before You Share Me with the World

I’m Your Newborn Baby: Let Me Clean Myself Up Before You Share Me with the World

Listen Mom and Dad, I know you’re excited that I’m alive, but give me a minute to compose myself.
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Toby Davis
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