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Jun 18
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
It’s impossible to be
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Emily Holi
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Jun 13
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
When it comes to life’s simple…
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Justin Avery Smith
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Jun 11
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
I Don’t Wanna Hear About…
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Karl Lykken
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May 30
New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
Everyone can be an…
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Gunnar Birgisson
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May 28
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Could Thoughts like these Please Visit Me While I‘m Wide-Awake in Bed at 3 am
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May 23
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Want to make friends? Don’t say…
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Pete Z
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May 21
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
The President’s Dog Delivers Biting Remarks
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Viktoria Shulevich
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May 16
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
What’s not to love about dunking your body into frigid…
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Heather Talty
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May 14
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
We will chuckle about this later, I am sure!
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May 9
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Every American’s worst…
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