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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 4, 2023
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Top Stress Dreams of 2023!
Eat your heart out, Freddie Krueger
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 3, 2023
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Things I Deserve a Medal for Doing Today
A real medal AND one made out of…
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Ross Rosenfeld
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Sep 28, 2023
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You Want To See An Actual Doctor?
Oh, you’re VERY funny!
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Sierra Wanden
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 13, 2023
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Five “Grand Party Entrance” Ideas for Excessive Attention Seekers
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Julien Perez
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Nov 11, 2022
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With God As My Witness, I Will Go To Bed At A Reasonable Hour Tonight
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jul 19, 2021
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Merlot Reacts To The 2004 Film “Sideways,” Where Paul Giamatti Says, “Pinot Noir is Superior”
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 30, 2021
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An Open Letter from a Forlorn ‘No’ to Its Movie Star Lover
I even popped into The Ritz and dropped a discrete Flintstone into the conversation but was met with a blank stare from the…
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Julis Rei
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 23, 2021
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Tell Her You Love Her in All 5 Love Languages
A guide to getting her hot and…
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Nat Hrvatin
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 1, 2021
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How to Set Up Two-Factor Authentication, According to Your Brain
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W. A. Hughes
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 26, 2021
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To Make Great Finger Puppets, You Must Purge Yourself of All Happiness
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