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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Justin Avery Smith
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 11
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
I Don’t Wanna Hear About…
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Julia Giantomasi
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Apr 29
A Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal Earth
We both may be doomed.
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Kara Panzer
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Apr 23
Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican
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Aine Hunt
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Jul 12, 2023
HUMOR
I’m the Ozempic in Your Overweight Father’s Fridge and I Don’t Like the Way You’re Looking At Me
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Zoe/ Zoieyx
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 16, 2023
Humor
Oh, Suddenly It’s Not Cool to Have a Lemonade Stand?
This is a legitimate…
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Michelle Cohn
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Apr 25, 2023
Humor
Mitch and Murray Have Some Feedback For Blake’s “Glengarry Glen Ross” Presentation
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Gail Gauthier
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Mar 3, 2023
Humor
Five Goodreads Stars Because Tipper Taft Sinclair Is A Freaking Goddess!
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Gabe Meacher
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Mar 2, 2023
HUMOR
DJ Says Protest Anthems “Need Reboot”
“I understand We Shall Not Be Moved is a…
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Julia Giantomasi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 25, 2022
Humor
Quiz: Excerpt From My Middle School Diary or Taylor Swift Lyrics?
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Katherine Shaw
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Nov 29, 2021
Humor
Fat Woman Casually Wears “Hustle For The Muscle” Tank
Because F*ck You
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