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Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
More unsubstantiated claims from a desperate upholstery industry.
Joe Sanders
Jul 3
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
A six-inch banana is all a woman needs
Kristine Laco
Jul 2
Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line
Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line
Your teenager will be with you whenever they feel like it
James Klein
Jun 27
Things I Don’t Want to Hear from My Hiking Group
Things I Don’t Want to Hear from My Hiking Group
We should consider hiking in silence.
Gail Gauthier
Jun 25
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies
It’s impossible to be
Kara Panzer
Jun 18
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown
When it comes to life’s simple pleasures, there is nothing quite like the sweet-scented smell of success. By all accounts, you have not…
Emily Holi
Jun 13
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
I Don’t Wanna Hear About “Later” When My Baby Face Is Causing Me Problems Right Now!
Justin Avery Smith
Jun 11
New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
Everyone can be an above-average earner (if they survive the fall)
Karl Lykken
May 30
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Could Thoughts like these Please Visit Me While I‘m Wide-Awake in Bed at 3 am
Gunnar Birgisson
May 28
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Want to make friends? Don’t say these things.
Chloe Yelena Miller
May 23
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