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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Meg Scanlon
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Apr 30
In the Words of Glennon Doyle, Let’s Untame Ourselves of Societal Expectations About How and When to Eat Croutons
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Stephanie Redmond
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 18, 2023
HUMOR
Uneaten Potato Chip Wants Answers
Was it something I said?
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Rich Taylor
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Apr 20, 2023
Humor
Innocent! An Appeal for Help from a Grand Jury Indicted Ham Sandwich
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Jen Scully
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 28, 2022
Humor
I’m Hidden Valley Ranch, And Of Course I Seduced Harry Styles
Of all the salad…
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Mickey Hadick
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 24, 2022
Humor
15 Things to Do With That Economy-Sized Tub of Guacamole From Costco
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Emily Knapp
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 17, 2022
Humor
Do’s and Don’ts of Eating 60 Donuts Today
It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
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Freeman Scott
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 14, 2021
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Bite Me, Martha Stewart
Got drunk, ruined dinner, rewrote this classic…
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W. A. Hughes
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 20, 2021
Humor
I Proudly Suffer From Acid No-Fucks Disease
A world in which I can’t have weird…
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Katie Burgess
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jul 28, 2021
HUMOR
Introducing Olive Garden’s NEVER Ending Breadstick™
We must imagine Sisyphus…
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Tara Jean O'Brien
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jul 6, 2021
HUMOR
I, An Average Subway Sandwich Artist, Witnessed the Moment When Tuna Became “Not Tuna”
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