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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Halloween
Chelsea Resnick
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 25, 2023
Humor
As a Black Cat, It’s Hard to Live Up to the October Hype
“Crossing your path to…
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Luke Brody
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 19, 2023
HUMOR
Frankly, Dr. Loomis, your insistence on referring to our son Michael as “evil” is unprofessional
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 31, 2022
Humor
Happy Halloween 🎃👻!!!
Hope today is a Sweet Treat!
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 30, 2021
Humor
Happy Halloween!
Trick o’ Treat Yo’ Self
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Kassidy Smidel
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 29, 2021
Humor
Count Dracula’s Latest Edit on His Craigslist Roommate Ad
Hopefully it’s a…
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 28, 2021
Humor
Queen Mary (aka “Bloody Mary”) Wants a Bloody Apology
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№48)
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R.D. Zaharako
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 26, 2021
HUMOR
The Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion Waxing
From Halloween to howling-sheen
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Briana Hansen
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 22, 2021
Humor
I’m Your Friendly Local Neighborhood App, And I’m Here to Remind You That You’ll Never Feel Safe…
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 21, 2021
Humor
King Lycaon, the First Werewolf, Before Gifting Zeus Baby Fingers
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Oct 14, 2021
Humor
A Lonely Haitian Priest Wants a Girlfriend Via Zombies
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№46)
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