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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Lewis Helfand
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 27
Humor
Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat
Recluse Cat or Needy…
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David Allsopp
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 20
Humor
Dear Attractive Young Waitress…
I caught you looking over at me
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Gunnar Birgisson
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Sep 18
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We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War
But at Least Our Queen is Hot
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Yuqi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 17
Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace
Desperately seeking industrial-strength spot…
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Emily Cerrito
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 13
HUMOR
A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker
Because predation is chill…
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Mary Flannery
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 12
Inside the Mind of a Shirtless A.I.-Generated Medieval Pilgrim Who is Way Hotter Than He Should Be
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Mayur Chauhan
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 10
I’m A Self-made Man And This Is My Dating Profile
I’m neither God nor AI.
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Spurty
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Sep 5
Dog Whose Internal Monologue Is Misspelled By Owner on Social Media Seeks New Human
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AJ Havens
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 22
HUMOR
7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly
Consider yourself beworn
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Lewis Helfand
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 20
Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???
Either way…you cannot has cheeseburger.
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