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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Justin Avery Smith
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 11
My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older
I Don’t Wanna Hear About…
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Miles-Erik Bell
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 9, 2023
Humor
Esau Trades his Home for a Toothpick
The Art of the Bad Deal
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Miles-Erik Bell
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Apr 13, 2023
Humor
My Elaborate Funeral Plans Are Not That Elaborate
Off I go… enjoy the spectacle!
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Miles-Erik Bell
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Mar 22, 2023
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Cord Cutting Guide to Murdering Your Climbing Partner
To Xfinity, and just over…
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Miles-Erik Bell
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 22, 2023
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My Pre-Apocalyptic Workout Powder Does Just Enough to Ward Off End-Times Anxiety
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Miles-Erik Bell
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 8, 2023
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It’s An Incredibly Far Way to Travel if You Wish to Rock and Roll
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 20, 2022
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The Woman Referenced in “That’s What She Said” Finally Speaks Out
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice For Mythical Folks (Number 57)
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 7, 2021
HUMOR
Such High-Key News, I Can’t Even! with Bailey Passing. (№ 18).
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 31, 2021
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Such High-Key News, I Can’t Even! with Bailey Passing. (№ 17).
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 17, 2021
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Such High-Key News, I Can’t Even! with Bailey Passing. (№ 16).
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