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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Mayur Chauhan
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 10
I’m A Self-made Man And This Is My Dating Profile
I’m neither God nor AI.
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Miles-Erik Bell
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 24
Humor
Age Is Just a Number?
I think numbers are pretty important
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Mayur Chauhan
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 9
Humor
Passenger Seat Driver’s License “Knowledge” Test
You’re lucky to have me in your…
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K.E. Flann
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 22, 2023
Humor
The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest
Verses comprised from real headlines
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1 response
Chris Cook
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Dec 14, 2022
Humor
I’m a Fingernail Celebrating My Six Week Birthday, and I’m Going Through a Midlife Crisis
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Michelle A. Cmarik
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 7, 2022
Humor
I’m in Love With the Robot Who Reads My Writing Out Loud to Me
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Anne Kenner
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 26, 2022
Humor
Can You Buy My
#!@*&%
House Already?!
Because ANY offer will be accepted
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Jill Veldhouse
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jun 2, 2021
Humor
An Open Letter from Life, “
You’re Doing It Wrong”
Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
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Joe Faina
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 14, 2020
Humor
These Latest Benefits for Essential Workers Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 20, 2020
8 Places to Travel When You’re Waiting For Your Friend to Text You Back
Don’t worry, they’ll get back…
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