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Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 26, 2022
Humor
The Real Story of Maui from “Moana,” Who Was Destroyed by the Power of Kegels
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (Number 73)
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 30, 2021
Humor
Dullahan (The Original Headless Horseman) Tries to Keep Their Head Together
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№44)
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 23, 2021
Humor
If “The Book of Thoth” Was Written by an Animal Pickup Artist
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№43)
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 9, 2021
Humor
Zeus and Prometheus: A Declining Bromance
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№41)
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 2, 2021
Humor
Thor’s Wife is Happy Loki Drunkenly Shaved Off Her Golden Hair
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 19, 2021
Humor
Vishvamitra and Menaka, or An Abstinent Versus a Stalker Seductress
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№38)
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 12, 2021
Humor
Iseult and Tristan (written by King Mark, “The Cuckold King”)
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№37)
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 5, 2021
Humor
Eurydice Isn’t Ready to be Rescued by Orpheus
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№36)
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Lucy Tollefson
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Greener Pastures Magazine
May 24, 2021
Humor
Pandora’s Subscription Box: Get Death and Disease Delivered to Your Door!
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Kegan Witzki
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Apr 29, 2021
Humor
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№22)
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